NEW OFFICE RULES

ATTENTION ALL STAFF:

WHILE I AM AWAY THESE RULES MUST BE ENFORCED.
ANY AND ALL STAFF INCLUDING FACTORY STAFF FOUND BREAKING THIS RULES WILL RESULT IN BEING SENT HOME WITHOUT PAY!!!!!
ALL CHANGES BEGIN TODAY!

MUCH LOVE YOU PUNK BITCHES!!!!!!
-RABBI

NEW RULES:
1.NO ALL OVER PRINT HODIES
2.NO SNEAKERS ISSUED AFTER 1990.
3.BANDANAS, DONDIS, GRILLS, HOOP EARING ARE BANNED.
4.UP WILL BE WORN EVERY DAY LIKE A CHINESE SWEATSHOP.
5.ROAST BEEF MUST BE SAVED FOR AFTER WORK HOURS....ADAM...ERIC!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!

I LIKE MY ROAST BEEF...

WE ALL HAVE LIKE ROAST BEEF....
ADAM LIKES HIS BURNT...
BUT ME...
I LIKE IT RARE!!!!!!!

LIVE FROM LA...
AMERICAN APPAREL FREE!!!!!

THE REAL HUNDREDS

FIRST TIME OUT TO LA...
LOVE IT HERE...
NO FUCKING SNOW, NO SALT STAINS ON THE JEANS...

YOU CAN'T DO LA WITHOUT BUMPING INTO AN ARMY OF SLICKED OUT DUDES ROCKIN NOTHING BUT HUNDREDS.
THESE DUDES ARE DOING IT...
POINT BLANK!
THE NEW STORE SHOWS THAT THESE CATS ARE HERE TO STAY NOT SOME FLY BY NIGHT HYPEBEAST SHIT!!
AFTER A VERY POSITIVE INTERVIEW WE HAVE DECIDED TO BLESS MR BOBBY HUNDREDS WITH ONE OF LMS'S OWN HOMEGROWN BULLYS....
BUT BEFORE WE DO, WE NEEDED TO SHOW THEM HOW US CANADIANS "ROLL WITH HUNDREDS"



LIVE FROM LA....
"IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH HUNDREDS...THEN YOU AIN'T GOT A CENT"

ROASTING US SOME MARSHMALLOW

THIS IS THE FIRST FRAME FINISHED FOR THE FURNITURE PROJECT...
MUCH LOVE TO SLICK RICK FOR THROWING DOWN..

LIVE FROM MTL....
WE ARE STARTING AN EVOLUTION UP IN THIS BITCH!

HATE MAIL CONTEST

Dear Loyal Readers,

We would like to extend the invitation to you to write in with your comments and hate mail.
Please feel free to write us with all your favorite hate terms:
Fat, Lazy, Ecko Flip Flops, Failure, Drunken Encounters, whack clothing line names....or any other names you can come up with are more than welcome!
We will post all our favorite entries every Friday before the sabath obviously!
Once a month we will have a drawing for the best hate mail entry...
Winners will be sent one of our limited edition FUCK COREY PILLOWS.
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Much Thanks,

Staff
- LAST MAN STANDING CO.

FUCK YOU...PAY ME!

ORIGINAL STICKUP KIDDS!!!

A.D.A.M a.k.a THE YID

THE YID...

WHILE I AM ON THE ROAD THIS IS THE MAN THAT HOLDS DOWN THE YARD...
I'VE KNOWN THIS KID SINCE HE WAS A KID...
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG HE LOOKED LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD SO HE NEVER GOT ANY PUSSY!
HE TAKES HIS SEXUAL ANGER OUT ON THE STAFF, AND FAINTS FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN HE SWEARS HE WENT SKIING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER!
HE IS KNOWN FOR ABUSIN OUR STUSSY ACCOUNT, DIGITAL GRAVEL ACCOUNT, ALIFE ACCOUNT....PRETTY MUCH ALL THE ACCOUNTS WE HAVE!
IN A WORLD WHERE MASSAGES DON'T COME WITH A HAPPY ENDING, ADAM STANDS ALONE....

LIVE FROM MTL...