NEW OFFICE RULES

ATTENTION ALL STAFF:

WHILE I AM AWAY THESE RULES MUST BE ENFORCED.
ANY AND ALL STAFF INCLUDING FACTORY STAFF FOUND BREAKING THIS RULES WILL RESULT IN BEING SENT HOME WITHOUT PAY!!!!!
ALL CHANGES BEGIN TODAY!

MUCH LOVE YOU PUNK BITCHES!!!!!!
-RABBI

NEW RULES:
1.NO ALL OVER PRINT HODIES
2.NO SNEAKERS ISSUED AFTER 1990.
3.BANDANAS, DONDIS, GRILLS, HOOP EARING ARE BANNED.
4.UP WILL BE WORN EVERY DAY LIKE A CHINESE SWEATSHOP.
5.ROAST BEEF MUST BE SAVED FOR AFTER WORK HOURS....ADAM...ERIC!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!

I LIKE MY ROAST BEEF...

WE ALL HAVE LIKE ROAST BEEF....
ADAM LIKES HIS BURNT...
BUT ME...
I LIKE IT RARE!!!!!!!

LIVE FROM LA...
AMERICAN APPAREL FREE!!!!!

THE REAL HUNDREDS

FIRST TIME OUT TO LA...
LOVE IT HERE...
NO FUCKING SNOW, NO SALT STAINS ON THE JEANS...

YOU CAN'T DO LA WITHOUT BUMPING INTO AN ARMY OF SLICKED OUT DUDES ROCKIN NOTHING BUT HUNDREDS.
THESE DUDES ARE DOING IT...
POINT BLANK!
THE NEW STORE SHOWS THAT THESE CATS ARE HERE TO STAY NOT SOME FLY BY NIGHT HYPEBEAST SHIT!!
AFTER A VERY POSITIVE INTERVIEW WE HAVE DECIDED TO BLESS MR BOBBY HUNDREDS WITH ONE OF LMS'S OWN HOMEGROWN BULLYS....
BUT BEFORE WE DO, WE NEEDED TO SHOW THEM HOW US CANADIANS "ROLL WITH HUNDREDS"



LIVE FROM LA....
"IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH HUNDREDS...THEN YOU AIN'T GOT A CENT"

ROASTING US SOME MARSHMALLOW

THIS IS THE FIRST FRAME FINISHED FOR THE FURNITURE PROJECT...
MUCH LOVE TO SLICK RICK FOR THROWING DOWN..

LIVE FROM MTL....
WE ARE STARTING AN EVOLUTION UP IN THIS BITCH!

HATE MAIL CONTEST

Dear Loyal Readers,

We would like to extend the invitation to you to write in with your comments and hate mail.
Please feel free to write us with all your favorite hate terms:
Fat, Lazy, Ecko Flip Flops, Failure, Drunken Encounters, whack clothing line names....or any other names you can come up with are more than welcome!
We will post all our favorite entries every Friday before the sabath obviously!
Once a month we will have a drawing for the best hate mail entry...
Winners will be sent one of our limited edition FUCK COREY PILLOWS.
Please include your mailling info so we can get you your LIMITED EDITION CUSTOM HAND NUMBERED PAINTED PHOTOGRAPHED CUT & SEW COLLAB PILLOW 1 OF 1
pFor all who wish to enter please forward entry to FUCKCOREYINHISSTUPIDASS@GMAIL.COM

Much Thanks,

Staff
- LAST MAN STANDING CO.

FUCK YOU...PAY ME!

ORIGINAL STICKUP KIDDS!!!

A.D.A.M a.k.a THE YID

THE YID...

WHILE I AM ON THE ROAD THIS IS THE MAN THAT HOLDS DOWN THE YARD...
I'VE KNOWN THIS KID SINCE HE WAS A KID...
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG HE LOOKED LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD SO HE NEVER GOT ANY PUSSY!
HE TAKES HIS SEXUAL ANGER OUT ON THE STAFF, AND FAINTS FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN HE SWEARS HE WENT SKIING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER!
HE IS KNOWN FOR ABUSIN OUR STUSSY ACCOUNT, DIGITAL GRAVEL ACCOUNT, ALIFE ACCOUNT....PRETTY MUCH ALL THE ACCOUNTS WE HAVE!
IN A WORLD WHERE MASSAGES DON'T COME WITH A HAPPY ENDING, ADAM STANDS ALONE....

LIVE FROM MTL...

CLEAN YOUR DESK... OR YOUR FIRED!!!

EMMI IS A PIG... ENOUGH SAID!
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DESK!!!
IT AINT KOSHER!

LIVE FROM MTL...

INTRODUCING DJ POOCHEY YUM YUMS...

MONTREAL'S FINEST...
BIG BAD BRADY RUNS OUR PLACEMENT DIVISION. MET HIM PLAYING THE TRIANGLE OUTSIDE OF THE GOODWILL IGLOO LAST MARCH. HE LIVES WITH EMMI IN THE IGLOO. BRADY IS A FUNNY CAT. WHEN HE WAS A KID HE HAD A BAD ACCIDENT AND ROCKS A DESIGNER GLASS EYE . GET A COUPLE OF DRINKS IN HIM AND HE'LL POP THAT SHIT OUT!
WATCH OUT FOR HIS NEW CREATIONS THIS FALL.
WE ARE LOSING BRADY THIS WEEK TO WOOD SCHOOL.
THE SHOP WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM....

KEEP IT WOOD SON!

LIVE FROM MTL...

PART OF THE TRIBE...

JACKIE MASON IS PART OF THE TRIBE!!!!


LIVE FROM MTL...

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!

IGNORANT KIDS USED TO SING ME THAT FUCKING SONG WHEN I WAS A KID.
FIGURED I SHOULD JUST GO WITH IT!
BEYOND ALL OF OUR VERY EVIDENT SNEAKER HABITS, WE TOP IT ALL OFF WITH MATCHING VINTAGE SHADES!

COREY IS OFTEN SEEN ROCKIN 607 CAZAL'S LIKE DMC...
SINGLE NANA'S EVERYWHERE DROP AT HIS FEET

TODAY, MID SNOW, DUDE BREAKS KNECKS IN HIS OG NEON 95'S WITH SCARFACE CARRERA'S TO MATCH

COREY'S A WHORE.... HE HAS A PAIR OF SUNNIES THAT MATCH EACH ONE OF HIS KICKS!

FOR ALL Y'ALL WHO DON'T KNOW...

DERAPAGE...THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!


LIVE FROM MTL...

A BATHING FARTFACE

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS KID?
PLEASE SEND INFO TO INFO@MISSINGFARTFACE.COM

LIVE FROM MTL...

LAFLEUR'S PEPPER POUTINE

MONTREAL IS KNOWN FOR ONE THING POUTINE..
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, THESE QUEBEC FRENCH CATS DECIDED TO TAKE GRAVY, CHEESE CURDS, AND FRIES AND MIX THEM ALL IN ONE!!!!!
PEPPERS!


LIVE FROM MTL...

THE IGLOO

THIS MY OFFICE, THE HECTIC CAPITAL OF LMS. IT RESTS 12 FEET HIGH IN THE IGLOO ALLOWING ME TO SEE WHAT WE ARE DOING. ALL THE TIME.



IN THE OFFICE WE HAVE A VINTAGE BOOMBOX COLLECTION HAPPENING...
BIG UPS TOO MY MAN PETER PARKER FOR THE NEW EDITION...

THIS WEEK WE DID SOME CRAZY SHIT...
I GOT TO GIVE PROPS TO THE STAFF FOR ALWAYS RISING TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
HERE IS WHAT'S COME OUT OF THE SHOP THIS WEEK...



MIKE23 X LAST MAN STANDING CO CRACKLE SOFA




MY NEW SOFA


NEW FABRIC PREVIEW...
IDEAS...IDEAS...


LIVE FROM MTL...

INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS... CAN YOU RELATE?

STAND THE FUCK UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY LADY BLAZIN SOULZ


CARRIE HOLDS DOWN OUR NEW YORK POST. SHE STARTED WITH US IN OUR COLLECTION DEPARTMENT.
THE ORIGINAL STICK UP KID...
SHE CAN BE SEEN ON THE MEAN STREETS OF SOHO ROCKIN CAZAL 163'!
SHE CARIES OUT OUR MARKETING TO THE FULLEST... I MEAN THE FULLEST....THE ROUNDEST....THE HARDEST...THE FULLIST!!!!

LIVE FROM MTL...
RUB IT OUT.....

THE BOSS

FORGET MARKETING PLANS...
FORGET QUALITY FURNITURE...
THE KEY TO LMS IS THE BOSS...

THE ONLY DOG WITH HER OWN SECRETARY, TIFF CAN BE SEEN ROCKIN DIAMOND COLLARS ON THE STREETS OF NY AND LA. IT DON'T MATTER IF SHE'S AT THE DOG SPA OR HANGING OUT ON 5TH, THIS BITCH IS A HEARTBREAKER!


DESPITE THE TABLOID RUMORS, TIFFANY DENIES HER SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA. CLOSE SOURCES TO THE BITCH SAY THEY WERE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.

TIFFANY CAN BE SEEN THIS SPRING IN HER VERY OWN MTV REALITY SHOW... "BARK ME!"


ALSO VOTE FOR HER BRAND NEW VIDEO PREMIER ON TRL "BARKALISCIOUS" FEAT. WILL I WAS.

TO REQUEST MEDIA OR PR PACKS PLEASE CONTACT MADAME CELINE DION AT INFO@BARKME.COM

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?

This is Corey...


The Doctor of the crew,swears he know what BO DON'T KNOW...this is the man that holds it all down. I first met Corey throwing down his IRON LUNG at a cafe in Amsterdamn. Since then i have been Corey's right hand man. I live with him in his 3 STORY IGLOO. He let's me have a small room on the ground level. Where i clean his vintage shades as rent. Our igloo looks like a fucking stock room..
Kids got more kicks than Foot Locker and a seperate pair of Vintage Sunnies to match each pair!



VINTAGE THIS....
DEADSTOCK THAT...
It's 2007 buddy.... BO JACKSON IS GONE!

Live from MTL...

FROM OUR IGLOO

THIS IS OUR FIRST POST
WELCOME TO THE LAST MAN STANDING CO BLOG

MATT AND I DECIDED IT WOULD BE COOL TO GIVE EVERYONE A VIEW INTO HOW OUR FURNITURE IS PRODUCED.
WE WILL UPDATE EVERYDAY AND INTRODUCE YOU TO ALL THE STAFF AND OUR DAILY EVENTS.

MY TEAM AND I LIVE IN AN IGLOO. 3 STORIES, NO WINDOWS, AND ONE FUCKING TOILET WE ALL SHARE! WE ENJOY LONG WALKS IN THE PARK AND MAPLE SIROP FLAVORED CONDOMS.

MY NAME IS ....
EMMANUAL MANNIE STEELE PKA BLUE DIAMOND PHILLIPS

Emmanual 'Mannie' Steele pka Blue Diamond Phillips is an international man of leisure.  Fluent in 14 languages, including all 13 dialects of the Canal st cologne merchant, Steele single handedly invented the blog, discovered the species of oranguntan, and is a facial hair style consultant for the junior hockey association of Canada.  Mannie interests include weekly meat draws at the local legion, chatting on Jdate and the manitoba martini.

Live from MTL...

Last Man Standing Co.