Friday, March 9, 2007

NEW OFFICE RULES

ATTENTION ALL STAFF:

WHILE I AM AWAY THESE RULES MUST BE ENFORCED.
ANY AND ALL STAFF INCLUDING FACTORY STAFF FOUND BREAKING THIS RULES WILL RESULT IN BEING SENT HOME WITHOUT PAY!!!!!
ALL CHANGES BEGIN TODAY!

MUCH LOVE YOU PUNK BITCHES!!!!!!
-RABBI

NEW RULES:
1.NO ALL OVER PRINT HODIES
2.NO SNEAKERS ISSUED AFTER 1990.
3.BANDANAS, DONDIS, GRILLS, HOOP EARING ARE BANNED.
4.UP WILL BE WORN EVERY DAY LIKE A CHINESE SWEATSHOP.
5.ROAST BEEF MUST BE SAVED FOR AFTER WORK HOURS....ADAM...ERIC!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!

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